You may think I have no original characters but I do! I'll list them all here:

Franco Barista: Franco's childhood was a nightmare come true, as he was affected by an extremely rare disease called Hyperlepracy. This disease caused all his limbs to fall off daily. Luckily, in Franco's modern society, he was able to recieve a bypass operation everyday. His tracig childhood resulted in him being the last dictator in the world as the ruler of Denmark until 2054. Franco Barista was one of the main factors to trigger World War 3 in 2052.

Makakzi Punjarek: Makakzi was born and raised in the chilling fjords of northern Norway. Despite his very monkey-like physical appearance, he saved the world by solving the overpopulation issue for the entire planet. Brilliant indeed!

Psykhel Oppo: Psykhel has no home. He wanders Europe with no other purpose than to broaden his perspective of life. Many has questioned if he is even human, for he looks as if he is a giant cyklops,with only one functional eye and an astounding length! He has no friends, because when frustrated he often resorts to cannibalism to cheer himself up. It works every time.

Annie Panzerfaust: A 16 year old lady with many unusual qualities. Her main interests consists mostly of studying Haitan voodo cultures. Her goal in life is to become a voodo priestess and steal the souls of all that stands in her way. She's also good at juggling, and she can play the ukulele.

Hoghead: As a failed genetic experiment for a new cure for the horrible swineflu epidemic, he is now a half man, half swine. In a post-apocalyptic world he must now survive, as well as search for a cure, because he's a scientist or something. He lives in his hometown, Hogplace. He also has a rat and a computer that like to talk to him, because he is schizophrenic. In reality he's the last living thing on earth. Haha.